cthulhusay is awake

.gitignore

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+# Logs
+logs
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+npm-debug.log*
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+# Runtime data
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+*.seed
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+.yarn-integrity
+
+# dotenv environment variables file
+.env
+

README.md

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+# Cthulhusay
+
+Cthulhusay is the one and only cthulhu-fhtagn-ator (not true, but who cares): an extremely sophisticated software to generate curses and/or cake recipes in R'lyehian (also known as Cthuvian).
+
+Forget about cowsay: it's time to talk like a Great Old.  Also, don't forget to walk like a R'lyehian.
+
+Words were taken from https://www.yog-sothoth.com/wiki/index.php/R'lyehian
+
+## Eeerrr... Ok, I guess, but why?
+
+But for the glory of Cthulhu, of course!
+
+## Is there... I don't know, any documentation maybe?
+
+Seriously?
+
+Ok, ok...
+
+    npm install
+    npm run cthulhusay
+
+
+## I see. What now?
+
+Kn'a nilgh'ri mg r'luhog ep nww mg f'nww uaaahhor bug.
+
+Which can be translated more or less like "let's add some bugs together to this code": add some feature and do a pull request.
+
+## I'm not sure that JavaScript is truly a R'lyehian language...
+
+You may be right. Here it is the Python version: https://github.com/alberanid/cthulhusay
+
+## License and copyright
+
+Copyright 2017 Davide Alberani <da@erlug.linux.it>
+
+Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
+you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
+You may obtain a copy of the License at http://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0
+
+Unless required by applicable law or agreed to in writing, software
+distributed under the License is distributed on an "AS IS" BASIS,
+WITHOUT WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF ANY KIND, either express or implied.
+See the License for the specific language governing permissions and
+limitations under the License.
+

cthulhusay.js

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+/* 
+
+R'lyehian language generator.  The one and only cthulhu-fhtagn-ator.
+
+Copyright 2017 Davide Alberani <da@erlug.linux.it>
+
+Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
+you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
+You may obtain a copy of the License at http://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0
+
+Unless required by applicable law or agreed to in writing, software
+distributed under the License is distributed on an "AS IS" BASIS,
+WITHOUT WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF ANY KIND, either express or implied.
+See the License for the specific language governing permissions and
+limitations under the License.
+
+*/
+
+// Summoned from https://www.yog-sothoth.com/wiki/index.php/R'lyehian
+var WORDS = ["'ai", "'bthnk", "'fhalma", 'ah', 'athg', 'bug', "ch'", 'chtenff', 'ebumna', 'ee', 'ehye', 'ep', 'fhtagn',
+         "fm'latgh", 'ftaghu', 'geb', 'gnaiih', "gof'nn", 'goka', 'gotha', "grah'n", "hafh'drn", 'hai', 'hlirgh',
+         'hrii', 'hupadgh', 'ilyaa', "k'yarnak", 'kadishtu', "kn'a", "li'hee", 'llll', 'lloig', "lw'nafh", "mnahn'",
+         "n'gha", "n'ghft", 'nglui', "nilgh'ri", 'nog', 'nw', 'ooboshu', "orr'e", 'phlegeth', "r'luh", 'ron', "s'uhn",
+         "sgn'wahl", 'shagg', 'shogg', 'shtunggli', 'shugg', "sll'ha", "stell'bsna", "syha'h", 'tharanak', 'throd',
+         'uaaah', "uh'e", 'uln', 'vulgtlagln', 'vulgtm', "wgah'n", "y'hah", 'ya', 'zhro'];
+
+// I'm confident that we'll find other conjunctions
+var CONJUNCTIONS = ['mg'];
+
+var PREFIXES = ['c', "f'", "h'", 'na', 'nafl', 'ng', 'nnn', "ph'", 'y'];
+
+var SUFFIXES = ['agl', 'nyth', 'og', 'or', 'oth', 'yar'];
+
+var SENTENCE_ENDS = ['!', '?', '.', '.', '.'];
+var PUNCTUATIONS = SENTENCE_ENDS.concat([',', ';']);
+
+var _ = require('lodash');
+
+
+function sampleMany(seq, freq) {
+    seq = seq || [];
+    freq = freq || 1;
+    var selection = [];
+    var howMany = Math.round(freq * seq.length);
+    _.times(howMany, function() { selection.push(_.sample(seq)); });
+    return selection;
+}
+
+
+/** Cthulhu says hi! **/
+function cthulhu_say(opts) {
+    opts = opts || {};
+    var o = {
+        words: 10,
+        conjuncionsFreq: 0.2,
+        prefixesFreq: 0.25,
+        suffixesFreq: 0.25,
+        pluralsFreq: 0.3,
+        punctuationsFreq: 0.1
+    }
+    _.merge(o, opts);
+    var _range = _.range(o.words);
+
+    var sentence = [];
+    _.times(o.words, function() { sentence.push(_.sample(WORDS)); });
+    _.each(sampleMany(_range, o.pluralsFreq), function(val, idx) {
+        sentence[val] = sentence[val] + sentence[val][sentence[val].length-1];
+    });
+    _.each(sampleMany(_range, o.prefixesFreq), function(val, idx) {
+        sentence[val] = _.sample(PREFIXES) + sentence[val];
+    });
+    _.each(sampleMany(_range, o.suffixesFreq), function(val, idx) {
+        sentence[val] = _.sample(SUFFIXES) + sentence[val];
+    });
+    _.each(sampleMany(_.range(1, o.words-1), o.conjuncionsFreq), function(val, idx) {
+        sentence[val] = _.sample(CONJUNCTIONS);
+    });
+    _.each(sampleMany(_.range(1, o.words-1), o.punctuationsFreq), function(val, idx) {
+        var punctuation = _.sample(PUNCTUATIONS);
+        if (_.includes(PUNCTUATIONS, sentence[val][sentence[val].length-1]) || _.includes(CONJUNCTIONS, _.lowerCase(sentence[val]))) {
+            return;
+        }
+        sentence[val] = sentence[val] + punctuation;
+        if (_.includes(SENTENCE_ENDS, punctuation)) {
+            sentence[val+1] = _.capitalize(sentence[val+1]);
+        }
+    });
+
+    var sentenceText = _.join(sentence, ' ');
+    if (sentenceText) {
+        sentenceText = _.upperFirst(sentenceText);
+        if (o.punctuationsFreq) {
+            sentenceText = sentenceText + _.sample(SENTENCE_ENDS);
+        }
+    }
+    return sentenceText;
+}
+
+
+module.exports.cthulhu_say = cthulhu_say;
+
+
+if (require.main === module) {
+    console.log(cthulhu_say());
+}

package.json

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+{
+  "name": "cthulhusay.js",
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "description": "the one and only cthulhu-fhtagn-ator",
+  "main": "cthulhusay.js",
+  "scripts": {
+    "cthulhusay": "NODE_ENV=production node cthulhusay.js"
+  },
+  "repository": {
+    "type": "git",
+    "url": "git+https://github.com/alberanid/cthulhusay.js.git"
+  },
+  "keywords": [
+    "cthulhu",
+    "r-lyehian",
+    "cthuvian",
+    "sentence-generator",
+    "phrase",
+    "generator",
+    "words",
+    "great-old",
+    "language"
+  ],
+  "author": "Davide Alberani <da@erlug.linux.it>",
+  "license": "Apache-2.0",
+  "bugs": {
+    "url": "https://github.com/alberanid/cthulhusay.js/issues"
+  },
+  "homepage": "https://github.com/alberanid/cthulhusay.js#readme",
+  "dependencies": {
+    "lodash": "^4.17.4"
+  }
+}