rss-bridge/bridges/BlaguesDeMerdeBridge.php

<?php
class BlaguesDeMerdeBridge extends BridgeAbstract {

	const MAINTAINER = 'superbaillot.net, logmanoriginal';
	const NAME = 'Blagues De Merde';
	const URI = 'http://www.blaguesdemerde.fr/';
	const CACHE_TIMEOUT = 7200; // 2h
	const DESCRIPTION = 'Blagues De Merde';

	public function collectData(){

		$html = getSimpleHTMLDOM(self::URI)
			or returnServerError('Could not request BDM.');

		foreach($html->find('div.blague') as $element) {

			$item = array();

			$item['uri'] = static::URI . '#' . $element->id;
			$item['author'] = $element->find('div[class="blague-footer"] p strong', 0)->plaintext;

			// Let the title be everything up to the first <br>
			$item['title'] = trim(explode("\n", $element->find('div.text', 0)->plaintext)[0]);

			$item['content'] = strip_tags($element->find('div.text', 0));

			// timestamp is part of:
			// <p>Par <strong>{author}</strong> le {date} dans <strong>{category}</strong></p>
			preg_match(
				'/.+le(.+)dans.*/',
				$element->find('div[class="blague-footer"]', 0)->plaintext,
				$matches
			);

			$item['timestamp'] = strtotime($matches[1]);

			$this->items[] = $item;

		}

	}

}