# coding: utf-8 require 'cinch' require 'marky_markov' require 'open-uri' class ToniNegri include Cinch::Plugin match "toninegri" def execute(m) @bot.nick = "toninegri" m.reply "swasp: sono tuo padre" @bot.nick = "TubiaBot" end end class Caffe include Cinch::Plugin match /caff(è|e)/ def execute(m) users = [ "qup", "imega", "gresci" ] requests = [ "andiamo al bar?", "caffè?", "bar?" ] m.reply users.sample+": "+requests.sample end end class Amici include Cinch::Plugin match /lavor(o|are|atori)/ def execute(m) users = [ "qup", "imega", "gresci", "jigen", "lgine", "encrypt", "thegamer" ] requests = [ "oggi non ho voglia di fare un cazzo", "caffè?", "andiamo al bar?" ] m.reply users.sample+" "+users.sample+" "+requests.sample end end class JS include Cinch::Plugin match /js/ def execute(m) frameworks = ["Angular", "React", "Ember", "Meteor"] loves = ["è una figata", "è bellissimo"] m.reply frameworks.sample+" "+loves.sample end end class Salvino include Cinch::Plugin match /salvino/ def execute(m) m.reply "FORZA SALVINO"+("O"*rand(3...10)) end end class Jops include Cinch::Plugin match /jops/ def execute(m) cibo = ["tigelle", "crescentine"] m.reply "jops: andiamo a mangiare le "+cibo.sample+" ?" end end class Qup include Cinch::Plugin match /qup/ def execute(m) m.reply "qup, ora ti vengo a menare" end end class Vergogna include Cinch::Plugin match /vergogna/ def execute(m) m.reply "vergogna vergogna settimo reparto" end end class Film include Cinch::Plugin match /film/ def execute(m) loop do if open("http://www.imdb.com/random/title").read =~ /