TubiaBot/tubiabot.rb

# coding: utf-8
require 'cinch'
require 'marky_markov'

class ToniNegri
  include Cinch::Plugin

  match "toninegri"

  def execute(m)
    @bot.nick = "toninegri"
    m.reply "swasp: sono tuo padre"
    @bot.nick = "TubiaBot"
  end
end

class Caffe
  include Cinch::Plugin

  match /caff(è|e)/

  def execute(m)
    users = [ "qup", "imega", "gresci" ]
    requests = [ "andiamo al bar?", "caffè?", "bar?" ]
    m.reply users.sample+": "+requests.sample
  end
end

class Amici
  include Cinch::Plugin

  match /lavor(o|are|atori)/

  def execute(m)
    users = [ "qup", "imega", "gresci", "jigen", "lgine", "encrypt", "thegamer" ]
    requests = [ "oggi non ho voglia di fare un cazzo", "caffè?", "andiamo al bar?" ]
    m.reply users.sample+" "+users.sample+" "+requests.sample
  end
end

class JS
  include Cinch::Plugin

  match /js/

  def execute(m)
    frameworks = ["Angular", "React", "Ember", "Meteor"]
    loves = ["è una figata", "è bellissimo"]
    m.reply frameworks.sample+" "+loves.sample
  end
end

class Salvino
  include Cinch::Plugin

  match /salvino/

  def execute(m)
    m.reply "FORZA SALVINO"+("O"*rand(3...10))
  end
end

class Jops
  include Cinch::Plugin

  match /jops/

  def execute(m)
    cibo = ["tigelle", "crescentine"]
    m.reply "jops: andiamo a mangiare le "+cibo.sample+" ?"
  end
end

class Qup
  include Cinch::Plugin

  match /qup/

  def execute(m)
    m.reply "qup, ora ti vengo a menare"
  end
end

class Vergogna
  include Cinch::Plugin

  match /vergogna/

  def execute(m)
    m.reply "vergogna vergogna settimo reparto"
  end
end

logger = File.open("./logs.txt", 'a+')
markov = MarkyMarkov::TemporaryDictionary.new
markov.parse_file './logs.txt'

bot = Cinch::Bot.new do
  configure do |c|
    c.server = "irc.mufhd0.net"
    c.nick = "TubiaBot"
    c.channels = ["#indivia"]
    c.plugins.plugins = [Caffe, ToniNegri, Amici, JS, Salvino, Jops, Qup, Vergogna]
  end
end

bot.on :message do |m|
  if m.user.nick == "Tubia87"
    logger.write(m.message+"\n")
  end
  if m.message.include?(@bot.nick)
    m.reply markov.generate_n_sentences 1
  end
  if m.message.include?("encrypt")
    File.open('/tmp/lucine', 'w') do |f|
      f.puts('blink 3 0.3')
      f.flush
    end
  end
end

bot.start