TubiaBot/tubiabot.rb

# coding: utf-8
require 'cinch'

class ToniNegri
  include Cinch::Plugin

  match "toninegri"

  def execute(m)
    @bot.nick = "toninegri"
    m.reply "swasp: sono tuo padre"
    @bot.nick = "TubiaBot"
  end
end

class Caffe
  include Cinch::Plugin

  match /caff(è|e)/

  def execute(m)
    users = [ "qup", "imega", "gresci" ]
    requests = [ "andiamo al bar?", "caffè?", "bar?" ]
    m.reply users.sample+": "+requests.sample
  end
end

class Amici
  include Cinch::Plugin

  match /lavor(o|are|atori)/

  def execute(m)
    users = [ "qup", "imega", "gresci", "jigen", "lgine", "encrypt", "thegamer" ]
    requests = [ "oggi non ho voglia di fare un cazzo", "caffè?", "andiamo al bar?" ]
    m.reply users.sample+" "+users.sample+" "+requests.sample
  end
end

class JS
  include Cinch::Plugin

  match /js/

  def execute(m)
    frameworks = ["Angular", "React", "Ember", "Meteor"]
    loves = ["è una figata", "è bellissimo"]
    m.reply frameworks.sample+" "+loves.sample
  end
end

bot = Cinch::Bot.new do
  configure do |c|
    c.server = "irc.mufhd0.net"
    c.nick = "TubiaBot"
    c.channels = ["#indivia"]
    c.plugins.plugins = [Caffe, ToniNegri, Amici, JS]
  end
end

bot.start